segretecose:

caffeine withdrawal headaches will have you googling lobotomy surgeon near me

elise-bauman:

i’m one of those annoying people who’s always like “omg i know that actor from somewhere omg i recognize them whAT WERE THEY IN” when watching tv shows/movies who then proceeds to look it up on their phone and inform everyone that said actor was an extra in an episode of some stupid 90s sitcom once

willblogger:

byler fights are so entertaining because will actually has good arguments and calls mike out on his shit and then mike is just like oh yeah ? well i’m straight and your big beautiful sad eyes were killing my vibe so

summersmiths:

make me choose: @queermalfoy​​ asked ≡ wander over yonder or gravity falls
“If you’ve ever taken a road trip through the Pacific Northwest, you’ve probably seen a bumper sticker for a place called Gravity Falls. It’s not on any maps, and most people have never heard of it. Some people think it’s a myth. But if you’re curious, don’t wait. Take a trip. Find it. It’s out there, somewhere in the woods, waiting.”

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

pruane2:

wifeguydeanwinchester:

they just don’t do any classic homophobic children moments like this anymore 

There was really no winning that one

gwyoi:

prisonhannibal:

two things: I hate change and having my routines interrupted. I hate things being the same it’s boring

byclairs:

if my best friend/the person i had feelings for said their life started the day after i vanished and had the worst experience of my life because it let them meet someone else i would kill myself in front of both of them to change the trajectory of their lives and their bond forever

ssundiall:

im in love with this gif. everyone here looks like they belong in a gay bar